About Burdman

Post by **jreid42** » Sun Aug 02, 2009 10:22 pm

As he knifed me in the back when I just got off grenade I told him I would say hateful things about him on the forum...

First off I fart in your general direction!

Secondly, your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries.

Post by **EasyTarget** » Sun Aug 02, 2009 11:31 pm

Did you know that Burdman hasn't seen Coheed & Cambria since I went out there to Texas and saw them with him?

That ought to piss him off.

Post by **THEEND** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 2:49 am

did you know talon is gay? thats what burdman told me.

Post by **Burdman** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 7:14 am

First I love your farts!!! Yum!!!!! And my mother is a gerbel not a hamster (get it right). And I think elderberries is distinctive. Like old spice.!!

Easy I am gonna rape you in your sleep. And unlike last time I will not supply a lubricant but will use your tears instead of astro glide. (Wuv you!!!)

And yes Talon is gay. He told me last night while he was giving me a reach around.

Post by **97talon** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 7:30 am

You never said thank you for the reach around you jerk.

Post by **THEEND** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 10:30 am

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Post by **Burdman** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 10:35 am

Thank you talon!!!

Post by **CrazyJAC** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 9:44 pm

I feel left out.

Post by **shanooon** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 11:14 pm

don't worry crazy, so do i.
plus who ever made me a lightweight will die a evil death

Post by **THEEND** » Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:29 am

Post by **97talon** » Tue Aug 04, 2009 1:16 am

nookiette wrote:don't worry crazy, so do i.
plus who ever made me a lightweight will die a evil death

Ok, I'll give you a reach around too.....

Post by **jreid42** » Tue Aug 04, 2009 9:00 am

You must have long arms to get around burdman and nookiette at the same time.

Post by **Burdman** » Tue Aug 04, 2009 9:13 am

Well that's a different kind of reach around for nookiette!!!

Nookiette!!! Welcome to the burdman beat down!!!

Post by **shanooon** » Tue Aug 04, 2009 11:34 am

who do i need to punch in the face?

Post by **97talon** » Tue Aug 04, 2009 11:53 am

Start with burdman. And make it a donkey punch. While you are taking him from behind.