Pickle wrote:12:22 AM - ßff. Pete. [cW]: read me a story.
12:22 AM - ßff.Pickle.[cW]: once apon a time
12:22 AM - ßff.Pickle.[cW]: there was a purple unicorn
12:22 AM - ßff. Pete. [cW]: what was it's name?
12:22 AM - ßff.Pickle.[cW]: his name is george
12:22 AM - ßff. Pete. [cW]: okay
12:23 AM - ßff.Pickle.[cW]: he didnt look like the other unicorns
12:23 AM - ßff. Pete. [cW]: :O
12:23 AM - ßff.Pickle.[cW]: because a long time ago he got in a fight with a dragon
12:23 AM - ßff.Pickle.[cW]: and the dragon bit off his corn
12:23 AM - ßff. Pete. [cW]: <:O
12:23 AM - ßff.Pickle.[cW]: the uni...corn
12:23 AM - ßff.Pickle.[cW]: so he was told to follow the yellow brick road
12:24 AM - ßff.Pickle.[cW]: and at the end of the yellow brick road was a lady named rapunzel..
12:24 AM - ßff.Pickle.[cW]: who could fix his corn
12:24 AM - ßff. Pete. [cW]: 
12:24 AM - ßff.Pickle.[cW]: well anyways..
12:25 AM - ßff.Pickle.[cW]: the 7 dawrfs and the unicorn went on there journey to find his corn.
12:25 AM - ßff. Pete. [cW]: mmhmm
12:26 AM - ßff.Pickle.[cW]: along the way, dopey fell into a pit of poisonious apples.
12:26 AM - ßff. Pete. [cW]: ...D:
12:26 AM - ßff.Pickle.[cW]: doc, didnt know they were poisonious.. but he told dopey to eat his way out!
12:26 AM - ßff.Pickle.[cW]: so he ate and ate and ate
12:26 AM - ßff.Pickle.[cW]: till there were no more apples.
12:27 AM - ßff.Pickle.[cW]: THEN!
12:27 AM - ßff. Pete. [cW]: !
12:27 AM - ßff.Pickle.[cW]: all of a sudden 40 planes came shooting out of the sky and was throwing bombs all over the place
12:27 AM - ßff. Pete. [cW]: oh noes
12:27 AM - ßff.Pickle.[cW]: george yelled "RUN BITCHES>>> RUN!!!"
12:28 AM - ßff. Pete. [cW]: :O
12:28 AM - ßff.Pickle.[cW]: so they ran as fast as they could leaving poor little dopey to die a horrible posionious death.
12:28 AM - ßff. Pete. [cW]: oh my
12:29 AM - ßff.Pickle.[cW]: after awhile, they came across a cataplier sitting on some mushrooms smoking a pipe full of wacky tabaccy
12:30 AM - ßff.Pickle.[cW]: they all thought this catapiler dude was pretty awesome and they all wanted to be like him too.. so they aasked the cataplier dude to share his tabaccy..
12:30 AM - ßff. Pete. [cW]: :O
12:31 AM - ßff.Pickle.[cW]: he said" well, i dont have enough to share.. but i do have these cool little cakes that say "eat me" and a few of thses small containers of red juicy liquid that say drink me.."
12:31 AM - ßff.Pickle.[cW]: so they all passed them around and drank and ate and had fun
12:31 AM - ßff.Pickle.[cW]: when all of a SUDDEN!!!
12:31 AM - ßff. Pete. [cW]: !!!
12:31 AM - ßff.Pickle.[cW]: all of them SHRANK!!!
12:32 AM - ßff.Pickle.[cW]: they were so small that a passing ant in the grass looked as big as an ELEPHANT TO THEM!
12:32 AM - ßff. Pete. [cW]: holy fuck
12:32 AM - ßff.Pickle.[cW]: yeah!
12:32 AM - ßff.Pickle.[cW]: so they asked the ant if they could ride him a little because they were getting tired of walking.
12:33 AM - ßff.Pickle.[cW]: the ant agreed and they were on there merry way..
12:33 AM - ßff. Pete. [cW]: sickk
12:34 AM - ßff.Pickle.[cW]: the ant got tired after many miles of carrying these fat ass's around so he dropped them off near a lego.
12:34 AM - ßff. Pete. [cW]: :\
12:34 AM - ßff.Pickle.[cW]: they desided to sleep there for the night.
12:35 AM - ßff.Pickle.[cW]: so they all climbed into one of thse circles on the lego piece and camped there for the night
12:35 AM - ßff. Pete. [cW]: *gay sex takes place that pickle keeps out of the story*
12:35 AM - ßff.Pickle.[cW]: yes.
12:35 AM - ßff. Pete. [cW]: ;D
12:36 AM - ßff.Pickle.[cW]: anyways.. morning comes and they all magically return to there normal size and realize that ruhpuzels castle is onyl a few feet away from them!
12:36 AM - ßff. Pete. [cW]: thank god
12:37 AM - ßff.Pickle.[cW]: so they knock on the door and say "ill huff and ill puff and ill blowwwww your house down!!"
12:37 AM - ßff. Pete. [cW]: *your dick
12:37 AM - ßff. Pete. [cW]: lmfao i couldn't NOT say it.
12:38 AM - ßff.Pickle.[cW]: but luckily.. ruhpuzel was outside watering her flowers and didnt get smached by her house..
12:38 AM - ßff.Pickle.[cW]: smashed*
12:38 AM - ßff. Pete. [cW]: thats good lol
12:38 AM - ßff.Pickle.[cW]: anyways, they ask ruhpuzel to give george his new corn.
12:39 AM - ßff. Pete. [cW]:
12:39 AM - ßff.Pickle.[cW]: she runs into the house and grabs her strap on that she used with goldilocks the day before. she straps that shit on his head and says "gtfo"
12:39 AM - ßff.Pickle.[cW]: THE END!
